Thank you Buck Hodges for bringing this to my attention!
It took Mark moving to Microsoft to make this happen! Our server team has been doing a great job in shielding me from the fact that all the Sysinternal utilities are typically individual downloads. That is, until a newer version is available of one of them (typically Process Monitor) and I get ahead of the server team in updating our servers!
There was a brief moment where all was right with the world...